10 Things I Learned from Love & Hip Hop ATL Tonight

Tonight was the start of 8 weeks of the “ratchetry.” Love & Hip Hop Atl has been the tea on everyone’s lips for weeks after the trailer dropped. This season is a going to be a hot, scorching, New Mexico mess.

So, after this first episode, I have decided to put together a list of the 10 things that we learned tonight.

1. Mimi is not the brightest bulb in the box. She has decided to get back with Nikko, and nobody is feeling that.

The friends of Mimi (and the rest of the world) are not feeling Nikko, at all. People don’t understand why she is with Stevie 2.0..

2. The Mimi & Nikko sextape was “leaked.” Nikko claimed that their home made sextape was leaked online after Nikko’s bag with the video & camera was still inside… *cough* bulls**** *cough*

3. Momma Dee is still the Queen of the Castle (her apartment), or wherever she is laying her head. She obviously is still crazy, and on that “stuff.”

4. Bambi is really trying to be wifed up on tv, so much so, that she rode her bike to Scrappy’s “house.” After 4 months, she is “in love” with Scrappy, and once him to be monogamous. (Even though every season he was cheating).

5. Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J are “married.” *Still have not seen a marriage license online anywhere. Mona Scott-Young, cut it out. I don’t care what anyone says, Stevie J is still in love with Mimi. Joseline has a slick mouth, and she looks like a 38 year old “Rhianna.”

6. Momma Dee is still crazy. She has nothing better to do than throw salt on Scrappy’s love triangles. I’m pretty sure if we did a background check on her, who knows what would pop up.

7. Scrappy is not serious about Bambi. He is “in care” with her, he’s not “in love” with her. Whatever that means.

Momma Dee has no problem with Scrappy being a whoremonger.

8. We need “closed caption” for Waka Flocka Flame, STAT.

9. Arianne has a girlfriend that lives in New York.

10. Kirk Frost is still a disrespectful ninja turtle. He and Rasheeda (who is gorgeous) have been together for 100 years, and he chooses now to be on some stupid stuff. Grow up sir. Your wife is beautiful, if you won’t treat her right, someone else will.

This show is the devil, but something tells me that it will be a bigger hit than the last 2 seasons. I can already see Mona Scott-Young cooking up a Love & Hip Hop Miami, Houston, and Vegas. This is going to turn into “The Real World.” This season is going to be sooo crazy… I can’t wait. #guiltypleasure #dontjudgemeplease